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Jim Jones

Jim Jones

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Would you rather date someone who is blind or deaf?
  " Blind. I tend to be messy. I could put on weight easily and I could let myself go, maybe grow a beard. "
If you could choose one sitcom to represent your life, what would it be and what character would you be?
  " Seinfeld by far... I'd be Kramer, the type of guy that sometimes forgets to tie his shoes, but other times provides intelligence and worldly insights.. "
Do you think the muslim headscarf is oppressive and should be banned?
  " Oppression of women masquerading as religious freedom has no room in a modern society. "
Your partner is accused of murder. How long do you support them before deciding to leave?
  " What if your partner understood your leaving and told you to seek out a new partner, but wanted you to visit every once in a while? "
I didn't know I was lost at the time, Eyes in the sun where the road wasn't wide. And I went looking for an exit sign, All I wanted to find tonight...
  " "Eyes in the sun where the road wasn't wide"; he's haunted by love's ambivalence and doesn't find much help in deciding. "
Describe something romantic that you've done for someone else.
  " I once borrowed a small oven and cooked my last frozen pizzas for a girl that I liked at the time in my dorm room. Ended up burnt but appreciated my effort.. "
What's your quickest way that you can turn someone on?
  " Are you just shy or just maybe a slightly awkward approach? "
What's your favorite way to tell someone that you're interested?
  " Especially when you're shy, always look for eye contact first. Be confident, look ahead, slight smile, and always look for the eyes.. "
Your partner is accused of murder. How long do you support them before deciding to leave?
  " My support could come in all forms; even if guilty they are human and must be shown a love that they did not show their victim. "
How do you sleep? On your back,stomach,something else?
  " Remember, questions should be "divisive". Try again Vjeko. :) "
If you had a chance to colonize Mars, but could not return to earth, would you do it?
  " Well, now that we know water is on Mars, at least I'd be able to sit lakeside and sip on a martini. "
Do you enjoy arguing?
  " Civil discussion. Arguing usually implies that you want to be right, discussion implies that neither could be right; the facts are held seperate from either side "
A blind family is shopping at the local Walmart. You observe their seemingly unblind 10 year stealing packs of gum and candy.
  " I'd follow the family to the register. As the cashier rings up their items I would blurt out "and don't forget the gum and candy in this child's pocket." "
What is the greatest advantage that women have over men?
  " Balancing multiple conversations. Listening to a group of girls is like being in the middle of a pack of hyenas; too... much.. going on. "
What's one thing you wish you would have known when you had your first sexual experience?
  " The chance of pregnancy is a lot lower than most let on, so relax your worries. And don't marry the first person you lay; she's not that great and doesn't really appreciate you. "
What is the most "sensitive" part of your body?
  " If I pull a nose hair from my nostril it never fails to make me sneeze. So... the inside of my nostril? "
Living without love is like...?
  " The 4th of July for a blind person.. "
Would you be flattered if a person that you had a crush on told you that they had dirty thoughts about you?
  " The dirty thoughts aren't what would make me uncomfortable, it's the fact that I am in a serious relationship yet the person still felt compelled to tell me.. "
Your boss asks you to work overtime on the weekend, which means missing your child's birthday. How do you response to him?
  " It's my daughter's birthday this weekend and seeing her disappointment is much more painful than seeing yours. She is my priority. "
Describe a time when you were close to dying.
  " 2006 and my weight had ballooned to 290lbs. It was a stressful time at work and my blood pressure sky rocketed to the point I was hospitalized. "
Tell me about something you'd like to be forgiven for.
  " I can remember telling a joke in high school about people in wheel chairs in front of a kid whose mom had polio as a child. His look of sadness I can still see "
If you could choose how you would die, what would you choose and why?
  " I'm on a runaway train; I've got two minutes to find the switch to hit the breaks otherwise we all die. Ready. Set. Go! "
If you knew for sure heaven and hell existed, would you change how you lived?
  " Hmmm, the Jesus heaven, or the 37 virgins kind of Heaven? "

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