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Sandra615
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Have you ever thought about someone else while having sex?
" I've often thought of my partner at that moment. But usually, no. Just me.. "
" I've often thought of my partner at that moment. But usually, no. Just me.. "
Describe your most disappointing sexual experience.
" I was going to have sex. Then I didn't. "
" I was going to have sex. Then I didn't. "
How are you misunderstood?
" Every day. "
" Every day. "
If you could have one question answered about the future of your life, what would it be?
" What might I do to pre-rectify my greatest regret? "
" What might I do to pre-rectify my greatest regret? "
What would you like to be remembered for when you die?
" Autoerotic asphyxiation. "
" Autoerotic asphyxiation. "
If you could go into the future, but would not be able to return to the present, would you?
" It's called drinking. "
" It's called drinking. "
Would you be flattered if a person that you had a crush on told you that they had dirty thoughts about you?
" I'd be flattered regardless. "
" I'd be flattered regardless. "
Would you prefer to be the greatest lover in the world and known as the worst, or would you prefer to be the worst lover and known as the greatest?
" The latter. Already tried the former, and it's pretty cool, not gonna lie. "
" The latter. Already tried the former, and it's pretty cool, not gonna lie. "
Do you ever park in a handicapped spots?
" Using my handicapped sticker. Yes. "
" Using my handicapped sticker. Yes. "
What is harder, relying on someone or being the person relied upon?
" This depends on the reliability of the other person. "
" This depends on the reliability of the other person. "
You've recently been elected president; what's the first legislation you would pass?
" That would be my campaign promises. "
" That would be my campaign promises. "
If you could date yourself, would you want to?
" OH HELL YES. "
" OH HELL YES. "
Describe something romantic that you've done for someone else.
" Most romantic things I've done have, in some fashion, been self-serving. Takes two, and I want to tango. "
" Most romantic things I've done have, in some fashion, been self-serving. Takes two, and I want to tango. "
What's your quickest way that you can turn someone on?
" By pushing the button. "
" By pushing the button. "
What's your favorite way to tell someone that you're interested?
" Miss, I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you. "
" Miss, I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you. "
What is the most "sensitive" part of your body?
" That would be my penis. Seriously. What? NO SHIT "
" That would be my penis. Seriously. What? NO SHIT "
Living without love is like...?
" Being a vampire without superpowers. "
" Being a vampire without superpowers. "
Describe a time when you were close to dying.
" I was in an avalanche. When it finished, I was buried, and it was dark, and I was cozy. Naturally I thought I was dead already. Felt pretty good. "
" I was in an avalanche. When it finished, I was buried, and it was dark, and I was cozy. Naturally I thought I was dead already. Felt pretty good. "
What event from your family's past would you like to relive? Describe it.
" My grandfather won an epic bar-fight against his C.O. "
" My grandfather won an epic bar-fight against his C.O. "
If you could choose how you would die, what would you choose and why?
" To Die for Glory! "
" To Die for Glory! "
If you knew for sure heaven and hell existed, would you change how you lived?
" Presumably, I would be dead. "
" Presumably, I would be dead. "